DOC SEBASTIAN

I WAS BORN: IN A CROSSFIRE HURRICANE.
I WAS RAISED: BY A TOOTHLESS, BEARDED HAG.
WAIT, THAT'S JUMPIN' JACK FLASH!

ACTUALLY, I WAS BORN JUNE 18TH, 1960 AT FT. BENNING, GEORGIA.

I GRADUATED DEAD LAST IN MY CLASS FROM ABERDEEN CENTRAL IN 1978.
(I THINK THEY GAVE ME A DIPLOMA SO THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME FOR ANOTHER TWO OR THREE YEARS!)

FAVORITE BANDS:
           
STEELY DAN, LITTLE FEAT, STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN, ZEP, CLAPTON, DAVE MATTHEWS, BLUES TRAVELER, U2, POLICE, BIG HEAD TODD & THE MONSTERS!

FAVORITE FOODS:

ANYTHING ITALIAN, BURGERS AND BEER!

FAVORITE TV SHOWS:

SEINFELD, SCRUBS, HARDBALL

FAVORITE TEAMS:

BRONCOS AND TWINS

MOVIES I COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN:

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, GODFATHER SERIES, PAPILLON,
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, SPINAL TAP
ANYTHING MONTY PYTHON! (ALMOST) ANYTHING BILL MURRAY IS IN!

BUZZKILLS:

WARS, DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS, CARROT TOP!

DINNER FOR FOUR:

ME, JIMMY BUFFETT, BILL MURRAY AND THE LATE GREAT HARRY CARAY!
(HOPE I DON'T GET STUCK WITH THAT BAR TAB!)

DIRTY LITTLE SECRET:

I'M REALLY A LESBIAN TRAPPED IN A MAN'S BODY!!!

(OR)   

I ONCE SPENT MY OWN PAPER ROUTE MONEY ON A BARRY MANILOW ALBUM!

LIFELONG GOALS: